Pulling out

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who ha...read more

5/13/2013 9:50:00 AM

4,504

To My Dearest Wife

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, whi...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

56,126

UPS

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse ...read more

2/22/2010 12:00:00 AM

9,551

School Answering Machine Message

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in co...read more

9/29/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,319

Bitches and Bastards

One day, a little boy is watching his Saturday cartoons. His mother is on the phone in the room. She...read more

6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,107

A Box of Tampax

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the check...read more

1/9/2012 12:00:00 AM

18,710

Tampons are used for everything!

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the check...read more

4/27/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,491

Dildo

After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her!

She s...read more

8/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,600

How many women can you marry?

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "...read more

9/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,393

Learning From Kids

For those with no children - this is totally hysterical...

For those who already have children p...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

66,851