School Answering Machine Message

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in co...read more

9/29/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,342

Are you "White Trash?"

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-y...read more

3/19/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,688

Dildo

After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her!

She s...read more

8/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,756

Learning From Kids

For those with no children - this is totally hysterical...

For those who already have children p...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

66,879

A Box of Tampax

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the check...read more

1/9/2012 12:00:00 AM

18,865

I should have Swallowed

One day a single mother was in the grocery store with her 4 kids. They were acting up. Bad little ki...read more

4/13/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,745

Scud Missiles

The only female in a house full of guys:

Tampons were disappearing!

A few months ago Judy went...read more

1/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,100

Kids are home

A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he...read more

10/20/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,962

How many women can you marry?

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "...read more

9/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,421

Bus Drivers parents

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my ...read more

4/13/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,854