The splits

How does a blonde part their hair?

By doing the splits.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

38,148

Missing Persons

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a descriptio...read more

2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

7,325

A Gross Joke

After losing his fortune, a Texas oilman decided to spend his last twenty bucks at a whorehouse. He ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

63,278

A Blonde and a Thermos

A blond was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by i...read more

11/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,652

New Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient k...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

69,689

One Liner Dirty Jokes

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't ea...read more

11/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

93,340

747

Whats the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyones been in a 747

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

46,139

Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

90,697

First Class Blond

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a
ticket for the coach section.

She loo...read more

11/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,857

Sea Men

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallowed a lot of semen.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

42,049