New Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient k...read more

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69,716

Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...read more

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90,726

Leaving Work Early

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss...read more

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67,569

747

Whats the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyones been in a 747

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46,166

Blonde and Sunglasses

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?
A. The sun glasses sit higher o...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,669

Sea Men

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallowed a lot of semen.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

42,079

Blondes and 711 Stores

Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
A. Open 24 hours a day.

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47,533

Blonde Fax

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.

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43,024

Blonde with a Brain

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

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47,446

Left Leg

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us, we can make a lot of ...read more

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40,518