One Liner Dirty Jokes

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't ea...read more

11/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

94,472

Twas the night before xmas...

Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his l...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Speeding Blonde

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and wal...read more

6/29/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,715

Head Swapper

A man who just died is taken to the local mortuary. He is wearing an very expensive and high quality...read more

5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,984

First Class Blond

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a
ticket for the coach section.

She loo...read more

11/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,863

Rumor has it

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure...read more

12/26/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,890

Do Not Distrub!

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. ...read more

1/7/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,936

Sea Men

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallowed a lot of semen.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

42,053

Blonde and Sunglasses

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?
A. The sun glasses sit higher o...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,636

All bets are off

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the b...read more

5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,037