2 Drunks, 1 Brillant Idea!

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

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3 dogs

There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my master...read more

11/5/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,755

A dog named SEX

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex"...read more

4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,169

Blow Chunks

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The barte...read more

10/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,991

Chasing dogs

An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctors office.

"Doctor, there are dog...read more

7/29/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,234

Dead rabbit

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. Th...read more

9/22/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,542

Dog and The Jets

One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal....read more

2/16/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,925

FiFi the dog

"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I do...read more

3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,910

Hot Sister

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to g...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

66,299

Jesus is watching you!

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. Hes sneaking across the lawn when he hears a vo...read more

8/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

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