Prescription to Kill This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a p...read more 8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,570
2nd finger jar - 3rd finger mouth A lecturer teaching medicine was teaching a class on Observation. He took out a jar of yellow-colore...read more 8/24/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,112
Why a modem is better than a woman A modem doesnt ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typin...read more 8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM 3,975
Hunting Mishap A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He wal...read more 2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,677
Climax A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "Ive got a big problem doctor. Every time were in b...read more 8/10/2010 12:00:00 AM 5,575
Had to mow the lawn! A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patien...read more 11/23/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,950
Whos looking for work? Four doctors are standing around one day are talkin bout the economy and how it’s affecting th...read more 1/27/2010 12:00:00 AM 5,026
Fifty Dollar Affair A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapists office. The doctor asked,"What can I do for you...read more 9/10/2008 12:00:00 AM 10,595
Thanks for my new ears! A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much to large...read more 1/13/2011 12:00:00 AM 8,153
Second Opinion A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You arent so good in bed either...read more 3/3/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,195