Back to work on Monday! John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and u...read more 7/10/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,198
Prick or A**hole? In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. Th...read more 7/10/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,578
Me, before the operation! After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans ...read more 7/10/2009 12:00:00 AM 12,648
If my dad was gay and my mom was a prostitute A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my ...read more 7/10/2009 12:00:00 AM 13,481
Priceless Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he cant believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and ...read more 6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,505
Bitches and Bastards One day, a little boy is watching his Saturday cartoons. His mother is on the phone in the room. She...read more 6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM 13,102
Condoms aisle 10 This guy goes to a super market and goes to aisle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady ask...read more 6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM 13,344
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say... What do you mean today’s our anniversary?I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. ...read more 6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,898
I get around... These are actual locations in their respective countries:Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)Assonet (Massach...read more 6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,368
Gender Definitions THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a cars hood. male: The strap fastener on a womans br...read more 6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,104