2 Drunks, 1 Brillant Idea!

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,392

Honey, Im home!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know,...read more

11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

11,861

Mistaken Idenity

A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for han...read more

10/14/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,358

Gay Guy Drinks

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender &...read more

3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM

24,919

Drink Tequila

A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife notices...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

96,209

Drunk guy at a bar.

There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,708

Free drinks for everyone

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me includ...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

43,465

The Confused drunk

Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the othe...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

52,104

Alcohol Labels

The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

W...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

50,133