Drink Tequila

A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife notices...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

96,176

Gay Guy Drinks

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender &...read more

3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM

24,879

Mistaken Idenity

A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for han...read more

10/14/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,349

Honey, Im home!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know,...read more

11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

11,833

2 Drunks, 1 Brillant Idea!

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,375

Its Sperm-Drink it!

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse an...read more

5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,972

Osama Bin Laden Martini

Next time you go out to the bar with your friends, ask for the latest and greatest new martini! Its ...read more

5/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

17,263

The Confused drunk

Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the othe...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

52,093

The drunk and his drunk buddy

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

46,956