Osama Bin Laden Martini

Next time you go out to the bar with your friends, ask for the latest and greatest new martini! Its ...read more

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The drunk and his drunk buddy

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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Dad at the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite ...read more

5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Gay Guy Drinks

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender &...read more

3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM

24,876

Falling to her death

A man is sitting in a bar drinking a beer when a young lady walks up and says "So what are you ...read more

6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,340

2 Drunks, 1 Brillant Idea!

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,374

The Two Drunks And A Hot Dog

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

6/30/2011 12:00:00 AM

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Alcohol Labels

The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

W...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

50,093

Its Sperm-Drink it!

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse an...read more

5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,969