The drunk and his drunk buddy

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

46,953

The Two Drunks And A Hot Dog

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

6/30/2011 12:00:00 AM

20,934

Drunks!

A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender tells him, "OK, youve had enough. I...read more

2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM

15,431

Its Sperm-Drink it!

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse an...read more

5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,972

2 Drunks, 1 Brillant Idea!

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,374

Gay Guy Drinks

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender &...read more

3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM

24,878

Drink Tequila

A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife notices...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

96,175

Drunk guy at a bar.

There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,685

Free drinks for everyone

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me includ...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

43,453

The Confused drunk

Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the othe...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

52,092