Alcohol Labels

The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

50,090

Dad at the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite ...read more

5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,659

Drink Tequila

A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife notices...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

96,168

Drunk guy at a bar.

There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,683

Drunks!

A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender tells him, "OK, youve had enough. I...read more

2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM

15,423

Falling to her death

A man is sitting in a bar drinking a beer when a young lady walks up and says "So what are you ...read more

6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,339

Free drinks for everyone

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me includ...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

43,453

Gay Guy Drinks

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender &...read more

3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM

24,874

Honey, Im home!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know,...read more

11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

11,828

Its Sperm-Drink it!

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse an...read more

5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,962