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Falling to her death

Falling to her death

A man is sitting in a bar drinking a beer when a young lady walks up and says "So what are you drink...read more
6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Alcohol Labels

Alcohol Labels

The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

W...read more
9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
51,075
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The Confused drunk

The Confused drunk

Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the othe...read more
9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
52,398
2
Osama Bin Laden Martini

Osama Bin Laden Martini

Next time you go out to the bar with your friends, ask for the latest and greatest new martini! Its ...read more
5/5/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Dad at the mall

Dad at the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite ...read more
5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM
6,099
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Drunk guy at a bar.

Drunk guy at a bar.

There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked...read more
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
48,098
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Worms in Church

Worms in Church

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms we...read more
3/22/2010 12:00:00 AM
5,687
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Staying Out So Late

Staying Out So Late

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I do...read more
4/22/2011 12:00:00 AM
24,387
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Drink Tequila

Drink Tequila

A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife notices...read more
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
96,730
1
Gay Guy Drinks

Gay Guy Drinks

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender "...read more
3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM
25,590
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