Blow Chunks

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The barte...read more

10/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,991

Pissing and Moaning

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her fr...read more

10/6/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,457

What if you named your dog....Mypenis

Mypenis...Look at what would happen...

Mypenis ate my homework.
Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at...read more

6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,456

3 dogs

There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my master...read more

11/5/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,754

Jesus is watching you!

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. Hes sneaking across the lawn when he hears a vo...read more

8/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,104

FiFi the dog

"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I do...read more

3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,910

Your dog called last night

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the b...read more

4/20/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,799

Chasing dogs

An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctors office.

"Doctor, there are dog...read more

7/29/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,231

Prisoner jokes

A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Their task for today is to each stand up i...read more

7/20/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,095

Seeing eye dog

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says &qu...read more

7/20/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,984