Jesus is watching you!

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. Hes sneaking across the lawn when he hears a vo...read more

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2 Drunks, 1 Brillant Idea!

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Making a porno

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and wh...read more

12/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

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Blow Chunks

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The barte...read more

10/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Pissing and Moaning

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her fr...read more

10/6/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,455

The Two Drunks And A Hot Dog

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

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The Dog Track

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the b...read more

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3 dogs

There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my master...read more

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My Dog Skippy

A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for Christmas dinner.

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Police Dog

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