Wana touch em? Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over th...read more 2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM 13,540
Wishful thinking A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"...read more 3/19/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,804
Ive fallen and I cant get IT UP "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I cant get it up for my...read more 4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,752
Glass Eye John, two days before his scheduled visit to the proctologist, accidentally swallowed his glass eye ...read more 4/8/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,449
Dou you belong in a mental institution? Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patie...read more 4/28/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,129
Alzheimers vs AIDS Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimers or AIDS." Husband: "How can we find out ...read more 5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,804
What if you named your dog....Mypenis Mypenis...Look at what would happen... Mypenis ate my homework. Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at...read more 6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,456
Ever Wonder??? 1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 2. Why cant women put on mascara with...read more 8/12/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,267
Scooby Dooby Doo! A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "...read more 8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,127
Prescription to Kill This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a p...read more 8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,494