How about a blowjob?? Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know,...read more 5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,698
If I only had a p*ssy One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida. He had saw this hooker and he asked "How...read more 6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM 12,119
Its a Match! A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz. "Behind my back Ive go...read more 5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,845
Kids are home A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he...read more 10/20/2008 12:00:00 AM 10,905
Kinky sex A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wif...read more 10/30/2008 12:00:00 AM 12,020
Little Johnny While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, s...read more 5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,584
Magic *Apples* A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag. "Whats in the bag?" the youn...read more 7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,925
Making a baby A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.“Mother...read more 12/26/2008 12:00:00 AM 10,198
Married 3 Times A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells...read more 8/9/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,036
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