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Scrote In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. Th...read more 5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,231
Duct tape Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul wha...read more 5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,831
Bag over your head A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life ...read more 5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,913
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Its a Match! A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz. "Behind my back Ive go...read more 5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,846
Vaseline Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesnt have much luck until, one day he comes across a Harley with...read more 5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,632
Sweet Nothings A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife not...read more 5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,865
Bald guy who spits Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up.The first one says...read more 4/28/2009 12:00:00 AM 13,132
Prostitutes wana have fun! A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only kn...read more 4/28/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,594