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Please pass the mayo A kid came home from school and asked his dad, Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a...read more 9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM 45,978
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Not touchin it An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal... Soon seeing he n...read more 7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,131
Sex and riding a bike 1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. Its best to wear protective head-gea...read more 6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM 12,427
Why STDs are awesome A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife. His friends as...read more 6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM 12,011
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Women and Washing Machine Q: What is the difference between a Woman and a washing machine?A: The washing machine doesnt fo...read more 6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM 7,593
Rubbing my chest and groaning Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his moth...read more 6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,581