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Common Sense

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A few items that might make you wonder whatever happened to common sense, or the wisdom of the jury ... read more

2/2/2011

8.8

Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover

Jokes

1.You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devils pets.
2.Trying to gain control of... read more

12/24/2010

7.0

Why a modem is better than a woman

Jokes

A modem doesnt ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typin... read more

8/2/2010

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First day on the job

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During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
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7/6/2010

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What sex are they?

Jokes

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
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6/29/2010

7.0

On your Knees

Jokes

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wiv... read more

6/2/2010

4.5

Farting my guts out!

Jokes

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in thei... read more

5/3/2010

4.5

Birth Control

Jokes

A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for what is popularly term... read more

4/27/2010

7.0

Sex and riding a bike

Jokes

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. Its best to wear protective head... read more

6/30/2009

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Gender Definitions

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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a cars hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman... read more

6/18/2009

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