Always keep your condoms in your car

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to g...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

69,691

My girlfriend, My car

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees hi...read more

9/10/2008 12:00:00 AM

11,048

Old Pecker

An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker ...read more

11/23/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,827

Slowing down vs. Stop

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriffs deputy. He thinks that he is smarter th...read more

7/6/2010 12:00:00 AM

8,802

Rear Axle Busted

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man d...read more

12/1/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,712

Batters Up!

A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he saw strutting down the street i...read more

5/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,352

Women and Washing Machine

Q: What is the difference between a Woman and a washing machine?

A: The washing machine doesnt fo...read more

6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM

7,591

11 Minutes!

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activi...read more

8/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,830

Chick car

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

Its a combo car --

Theyre starting ...read more

2/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,814

Wrinkles

An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker ...read more

1/13/2011 12:00:00 AM

5,248