Always Keep Your Condoms In Your Car

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to g...read more

5/23/2013 9:00:00 AM

1,671

My girlfriend, My car

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees hi...read more

9/10/2008 12:00:00 AM

11,050

Car Wreck

A guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her fr...read more

10/25/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,415

11 Minutes!

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activi...read more

8/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,833

Batters Up!

A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he saw strutting down the street i...read more

5/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,353

The muff-ler

A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from h...read more

11/28/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,993

Slowing down vs. Stop

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriffs deputy. He thinks that he is smarter th...read more

7/6/2010 12:00:00 AM

8,808

Rear Axle Busted

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man d...read more

12/1/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,719

Stolen Painting

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.

However...read more

8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,434

Wrinkles

An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker ...read more

1/13/2011 12:00:00 AM

5,255