Burn baby BURN!

Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra."

Nurse asks, "D...read more

5/26/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,711

Burning Hell

A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room with all the blinds draw...read more

2/9/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,770

Crash and Burn

Im sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeake...read more

4/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,456

Bubba Died in a Fire

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

48,469

Four Men and Their Sons

Four men got together at a reunion. Three of them had sons and they started bragging about them, whi...read more

11/7/2012 12:00:00 AM

13,551

Old Man and Two Nymphomaniacs

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a larg...read more

10/16/2012 12:00:00 AM

12,356

Four Catholic Men and a Woman

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his frien...read more

8/27/2012 12:00:00 AM

14,756

The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "o...read more

7/29/2011 12:00:00 AM

28,236

Black Man on Halloween

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. So the husband tells h...read more

5/13/2011 12:00:00 AM

18,693

True Statements from Men

Statement: "Im a Romantic."
True Meaning: "Im poor."

Statement: "Youre ...read more

2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

13,085