Blonde joke

A young brunette goes into the doctors office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. ...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Blonde Joke One Liners

Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A. A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q. Why did the blonde tatto...read more

3/16/2013 11:15:16 AM

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Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

90,691

Blonde Pool Table

A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and shell rack your balls.

2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM

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Blonde with a Brain

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,414

Blondes and 711 Stores

Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
A. Open 24 hours a day.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,506

Can it whistle too?

A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite h...read more

1/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Cosmetic surgery down under?

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman...read more

3/22/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,340

Detective Role Playing

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

Th...read more

3/15/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,210

Did you call for me?

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wande...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

50,080