Blondes and 711 Stores

Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
A. Open 24 hours a day.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,505

Blonde Fax

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

42,997

Blonde with a Brain

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,412

Blonde in a Boat

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blond...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

53,074

Blonde Deodorant

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. Sorry, we dont sell b...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

51,881

One Liner Dirty Jokes

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't ea...read more

11/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

92,362

Irish Bar Food

An Irish man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: ...read more

3/17/2011 12:00:00 AM

22,112

Missing Persons

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a descriptio...read more

2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

7,317

Twas the night before xmas...

Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his l...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,360

Mailmans last day

It was the mailmans last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of wea...read more

11/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,356