One Liner Dirty Jokes

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't ea...read more

11/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

92,804

Twas the night before xmas...

Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his l...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,361

The Pregnant Blonde

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pregnancy checkups.

The doctor asked t...read more

5/20/2011 12:00:00 AM

23,046

Speeding Blonde

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and wal...read more

6/29/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,694

Head Swapper

A man who just died is taken to the local mortuary. He is wearing an very expensive and high quality...read more

5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,977

Blonde joke

A young brunette goes into the doctors office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. ...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,319

First Class Blond

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a
ticket for the coach section.

She loo...read more

11/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,855

Rumor has it

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure...read more

12/26/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,874

Do Not Distrub!

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. ...read more

1/7/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,931

Sea Men

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallowed a lot of semen.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

42,048