Blonde Joke One Liners

Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A. A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q. Why did the blonde tatto...read more

3/16/2013 11:15:16 AM

5,795

The Pregnant Blonde

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pregnancy checkups.

The doctor asked t...read more

5/20/2011 12:00:00 AM

23,035

Blonde joke

A young brunette goes into the doctors office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. ...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,314

A Blonde and a Thermos

A blond was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by i...read more

11/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,646

Speeding Blonde

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and wal...read more

6/29/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,693

Blonde Ice Fishing

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. Shed seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting a...read more

2/5/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,637

Blonde Pool Table

A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and shell rack your balls.

2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM

132,951

The Blonde at School

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 tod...read more

12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM

139,209

Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

90,690

Blonde and Sunglasses

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?
A. The sun glasses sit higher o...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,622