Drunk guy at a bar.

There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,684

Irish Bar Food

An Irish man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: ...read more

3/17/2011 12:00:00 AM

22,134

Staying Out So Late

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know,...read more

4/22/2011 12:00:00 AM

21,982

One Dollar

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "Whatl...read more

11/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

11,881

Making tea

A vampire goes into a bar and asks for a cup of boiling water.

The bartender says "I though...read more

10/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

11,191

Shirt Pocket

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another s...read more

11/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,588

Looking Good

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another s...read more

6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,644

Beerfuck

A guys talking to a girl in a bar.
He says, "Whats your name?"
She says, "Carmen.&q...read more

1/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

8,263

Enjoy Yourself!

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he...read more

1/27/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,348

Can you lick your eyebrows?

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of ...read more

3/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,276