Women Are Evil By Nature

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approac...read more

6/22/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,355

Looking Good

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another s...read more

6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,639

Drunk guy at a bar.

There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,683

Irish Bar Food

An Irish man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: ...read more

3/17/2011 12:00:00 AM

22,121

Seeing eye dog

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says &qu...read more

7/20/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,984

New Years Wish

On New Years Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the s...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

2,985

An Hour Fast

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick gla...read more

10/14/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,240

Beerfuck

A guys talking to a girl in a bar.
He says, "Whats your name?"
She says, "Carmen.&q...read more

1/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

8,257

Making tea

A vampire goes into a bar and asks for a cup of boiling water.

The bartender says "I though...read more

10/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

11,186

Can you lick your eyebrows?

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of ...read more

3/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,265