Burn baby BURN!

Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra."

Nurse asks, "D...read more

5/26/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,752

Let me hold your MONKEY

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "Thats the ugliest baby Ive ever seen....read more

1/27/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,777

Shake it up baby now!

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with hi...read more

10/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,403

Teeth knocked out

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me...read more

9/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,041

Bald guy who spits

Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up.

The first one says...read more

4/28/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,212

Pulling out

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who ha...read more

5/13/2013 9:50:00 AM

7,004

Bastard child

Two guys were screwing the same chick at the same time and they were greeted with the bad news one d...read more

3/10/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,529

Gone baby gone!

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out...read more

2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,975

Making a baby

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother...read more

12/26/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,266

Taking Her With Me

Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do ...read more

6/8/2013 10:26:29 AM

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