Balls vs Guts

The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

Guts is arriving home late after a night o...read more

10/20/2008 12:00:00 AM

14,270

BBQ!

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, ...read more

1/27/2010 12:00:00 AM

8,377

Cris-co vs Lard Ass

A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store clerk says t...read more

3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,556

Fell cocky all day!

Confucius say:

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who stand on toilet high on po...read more

7/27/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,321

Magic Apples

A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.

"Whats in the bag?" the youn...read more

5/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,276

My ass itches

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read...read more

3/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,931

The Pastors Donkey

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that h...read more

4/28/2011 12:00:00 AM

15,483

Turkey and A** kicking

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm...read more

11/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,434

Your ass or mine?

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroo...read more

11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

13,367