The Two Drunks And A Hot Dog

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

6/30/2011 12:00:00 AM

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Osama Bin Laden Martini

Next time you go out to the bar with your friends, ask for the latest and greatest new martini! Its ...read more

5/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

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My first blowjob

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, “Wow sir, t...read more

4/8/2009 12:00:00 AM

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2 Drunks, 1 Brillant Idea!

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Alcohol in place of women

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

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11/18/2005 12:00:00 AM

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The Confused drunk

Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the othe...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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Alcohol Labels

The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

W...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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