Soundboard of Paulie Walnuts
Make your very own prank calls as the Family Guy!
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Soundboard of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Not sure what you can do with this Obama soundboard. You might be able to make some prank calls with it.
Andrew Dice Clay has one of the dirtiest stand up comedian acts around.