Not sure what you can do with this Obama soundboard. You might be able to make some prank calls with it.
Here is a Hank Hill soundboard from the King of the Hill cartoon series.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Awesome Soundboard from the movie Full Metal Jacket.
Andrew Dice Clay has one of the dirtiest stand up comedian acts around.
Soundboard of Chris Farley
Soundboard of Robert Deniro
Soundboard of Cheech and Chong