That's the splinter to end all splinters.
Not the nest that I was expecting.
WTF! Why would anyone eat that random crap. Oh I know, to look like a fool on the internet.
How do you work these controls?
If you thought yesterdays blender accident was brutal then you ain't seen nothing yet...
That will teach him for trying to eat the bird feed.
This is the bloody mary to end all bloody mary's.
Who the hell designed that for a kid?