When the zombie Apocalypse happens don't leave home without your vibrator.
Guaranteed to get you up in the morning!
You might want to dust more often.
Let it go buddy, your time has passed.
He had a little accident.
They ran out of volunteers for the army so they started drafting goats.
Somebody compiled all the Harlem Shake videos into one. Watch in full screen mode to better see them all.
A man is injured when an elevator takes off and slams into the roof.