A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chic...read more
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him... Single women ...read more
Bear Grylls teaches you how to survive an onslaught of boobies on Mardi Gras.
The flip-flop is putting up a good fight!
This Dog is trying to get at his own shadow. You will be there all day pup.
This is a good way to knock yourself out and break some ribs.
If it dont fit, it dont fit! This is what he gets for trying to squeeze that camper through a narrow alley way.
Death vs. Monsters is a fast-paced, addictive little Flash game. This morning, I kept thinking I'd just play a little while... but eventually sank in a good amount of time, progressing through the "To-Do List."
A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store clerk says to him, "Si...read more
I was expecting the Dumptruck to plow right through the wall...Guess I was wrong.