Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
Wow, try using a steering wheel!
You can't hide from this dog.
It's the cops!!! Dude, everyone run!
This grammar nazi also happens to be a damn good rapper.
Hey, don't fish in my watering hole!
I'm not sure why the owner would allow his dog to get sprayed?....but...
She waited forever for a pony now she wont ever ride it again.
This monkey made a new best friend. The cat made a new enemy.