A linebacker should have tackled him!
You picked the wrong guy to come after with a steel pipe.
Thankfully some para glider pilots rescued this bird and he's still flying...
Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!
Wow, that was quite an impressive trick...lol
All he ended up with was a dry mouth.
I don't want to ruin it for you but the gate wins!
Now that's what you call a "god damn hand cannon".