He must have eaten his Wheaties this morning.
That meteorite must have given the Russians super powers!
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
You can't find a safer place to exercise?
Diesel engine runaway is a rare condition affecting diesel engines, in which it overspeeds at higher and higher RPM until it destroys itself either due to mechanical failure or seizure through lack of lubrication.
This delivery man hates Christmas. I didn't know Mr. Grinch worked for UPS.
Ever wonder why your packages show up beat and battered?
Recently lost his legs but that's not stopping him.