He must have eaten his Wheaties this morning.
Ever wonder why your packages show up beat and battered?
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
This delivery man hates Christmas. I didn't know Mr. Grinch worked for UPS.
That meteorite must have given the Russians super powers!
His fat cat drops a tv on his head.
You can't find a safer place to exercise?
Diesel engine runaway is a rare condition affecting diesel engines, in which it overspeeds at higher and higher RPM until it destroys itself either due to mechanical failure or seizure through lack of lubrication.
A guy with muscles and brains is a rare find.