Have you ever wished your thanksgiving turkey had bigger breasts? Wait no...
A female turkey keeps the male away by making him dizzy.
There is a reason why you don't see turkeys flying around very often.
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
Just give me my damn ice cream cone!
How not to deep fry a turkey on thanksgiving.
Thank you internet for blessing us with this video. WTF
If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.
Sounds like an interesting conversation...
This is what nightmares are made of.