Have you ever wished your thanksgiving turkey had bigger breasts? Wait no longer...
There is a reason why you don't see turkeys flying around very often.
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
Just give me my damn ice cream cone!
Thanksgiving Turkey Boobs
How not to deep fry a turkey on thanksgiving.
Thank you internet for blessing us with this video. WTF
This guy takes his Wild Turkey and Coke stiff...
I never liked Wild Turkey and Coke myself.