Now that's how you win a game!
What if you added special effects to a player every time he scored a...
Be careful playing a game with that old man referee because you might feel...
I can assure you he felt like a failure that day.
Wake up....Boom, Headshot!
Wind.....it's a motherf**cker!
Nice move...next time use it on the opposite side of the field.
Time to visit your local sporting goods store.
Exercise balls are for wimps, giant soccer balls work better.