He was so scared that he pissed himself.
A girl doses off in class and wakes up like she's falling.
When the teacher wakes him up during a lecture he goes berserk.
He took an ambien before going on tv. Bad idea!
Fall asleep on the job in this country and you'll get dumped into the...
A crackhead picked the wrong guy to attack with a baseball bat.
That's one way to ruin your engine!
His girlfriend couldn't figure out where all the Milk was going so she set...
Guaranteed to get you up in the morning!