A crackhead picked the wrong guy to attack with a baseball bat.
He took an ambien before going on tv. Bad idea!
All these people are so tired they fall asleep in the middle what what they...
Every time this guy coughs, his cat quacks.
Do they give vodka to kids on flights in Russia?
If that bird keeps it up he will become dinner!
This could have been even worse then it was.
Is that thing even alive?
Did they sprinkle in some ambien or something?
Must be dreaming of something good.