Phrases you will often never hear.
This guy had the shit scared out of him, literally.
This woman gets shit on by a horse.
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I...
This is one way to get shit faced without the booze.
A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for Christmas dinner.
Don't you hate it when you have to go #2 and someone is in the bathroom.
Time to get the hell outta here!
A plane takes off from New Yorks Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a...
A blind carpenter walks into a lumber mill and shouts out, "I am a blind...