Get hammered and pass out on your roof naked!
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.
I'm pretty sure that will get you a ticket.
Throw away the knives and break out your guns. This is the proper way to carve a pumpkin...if your a redneck of course.
Getting married and then having a funeral.
You might be a Redneck if you grind off your tattoo with an autobody sander. She must have really pissed him off!
Every redneck should have one.