Don't bring a slice of pizza to a fist fight.
You're going to eat your pizza with no teeth.
Some guy starts a fight with a muscle man over pizza and gets headbutted...
Another drive-by occurred and the victim was a guy waiting for a ride with...
Watch this guy get two Domino's branches on the same call placing orders.
You'll never believe what that model used to look like!!!
Can't even enjoy a couple slices of pizza without getting interrupted.
It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
I wish I could turn $1 dollar bills into hundreds!