Drinking affects your balance.
Someone had a bit too much to drink.
Penguins and wedding dresses don't mix.
The wife wants his attention NOW, so he gives it to her. That will teach her to nag...
Someone get this dog a damn bowl of water!
Now I can make music while I take a pee.
The owner of a Ferrari parked in a handicapped spot so this guy decided to prank him good.
Dude got kicked in the stomach and his kidney exploded. Frankenstein was his doctor!
Electricity passes from one prick to another.